Originally from Ottawa, Canada, Carrie Kellenberger has kept a home base with her husband in Asia since 2003. Carrie and her husband offer free ESL teacher placement services around the world through their company, Reach To Teach. She is also a freelance writer, editor, and photographer in Taiwan. Visit www.carriekellenberger.com for more information.

20 responses to “Travel Journal: Thoughts on Singapore”

  1. Sonya

    Singapore has long been on my list of upcoming destinations. Your post inspires me to move Singapore up on the list! Thanks for sharing!

  2. ChinaMatt

    Sounds like you had a cool trip. I didn’t have enough time to go through Singapore–maybe sometime in the future I’ll get there. I’m sure I’d enjoy the food there too, already miss the food from Malaysia.

  3. nomadic matt

    where are the photos of first class!!! i want to see singapore air!

  4. aphextwin

    glad you loved it in singapore :) hope you see you both again here. there is seriously more to see, eat, eat, eat, feel, meet, touch, experience etc.

    browsing the photos on your flickr thread, noticed something.
    “satay master” – secrets out! now we all know what an aged and retired superman is doing. even his goatee disguise couldn’t hide him.

  5. Erica

    I’ve heard and read about the Fullerton. First class all the way, eating good food, awing over Singapore’s beauty…. Sounds like you had a blissful trip!

  6. joshua samuel brown

    ok, my favorite Singapore Story. You might want to delete after reading!

    I swear to god this happened exactly as reported.

    Tony T. and I are doing a walking tour of downtown Singapore’s best sculptures and such when an Englishman approaches and starts with the small talk. Guy is middle-aged with a mild demeanor. He’s in Singapore with the wife on vacation, we glean, a three day stopover from somewhere in Australia to somewhere else, England presumably, and taking in the sights. We make pleasant forgettable small talk for about five minutes on the Esplanade by the Fullerton hotel. After a bit the man turns to go meet his wife who’s been off admiring some sculpture.

    “But before I go,” he says, turning back “I’ll leave you with this:”

    Completely deadpan, this English gentleman with the forgettable face proceeds to relay the following story. You have to imagine it being told in a mild mannered upper-middle class London accent to really get the full flavor of the surreality of the moment.

    “It seems that a schoolboy comes home from school early one afternoon to find his parents going away at in the living room. The boy’s father has the mother on the couch, legs spread wide, just hammering away as if there’s no tomorrow. The boy is, naturally, quite startled.

    “What’s going on here?” he demands.

    The father disengages, goes over to his son and attempts to defuse the situation.

    “There there, son” the father says, laughing. ” It’s nothing really, the way of nature and all that. Nothing at all to be alarmed about at all.”

    The next evening the father comes home from work and hears a tremendous noise, moaning and squeaking bedsprings and such, coming from upstairs. He goes up the stairs and opens the door to the son’s bedroom only to find the son on the bed banging away at his grandmother. The lad has got the old bird bent over, and he’s doing her doggy style, making filthy comments and smacking her on the arse. The father screams, dropping his briefcase on the floor

    “What the fuck is going on here?!?”

    To which the son replies:

    “…not so fucking funny when it’s your mum, is it?”

    Tony and I are staring at the guy, jaws hanging open.

    “Well,” says the Englishman. “I’d best go find the wife. Be seeing you.”

    Tony and I start cracking up, and don’t stop for ten minutes.

    Seriously. This really happened.

  7. Craig Ferguson

    Can’t wait to see all the pics.

  8. marcus

    great story josh. glad you had a good time, carrie. sounds like you needed it

  9. Cris

    Hi Carrie,
    I guess I agree with all your impressions about Singapore, but the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of it is the heat and humidity!
    For me Singapore is like the… “no-life-without-air-conditioning” city.
    We once thought of moving there, but I think I wouldn’t stand that for too long. And well, I’m Brazilian. hehehe

  10. jyoti kumari

    Such a Singapore is really a great city. Every want to go their after read your blog. Your blog inspire to everyone. If you want to go some more different place you can also go Leh Ladakh Tour Packages

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